In this weekend’s tongue-n-cheek parody about the superstar rapper, if ever you dated Drake, met him at a party, talked on Instagram, or even made flirty eye contact with him at a restaurant, you may be entitled to financial compensation!
In the comedy sketch that aired during the 12.03 episode of Saturday Night Live, the Toronto-born musician is asked to pay up by the women he’s written about in his extremely profitable songs.
“For too long, we have witnessed Aubrey ‘Drake’ Graham write hit after hit about women who have wronged him,” states SNL cast member Chloe Fineman’s character, on behalf of thousands of women. “Only to earn millions of dollars.”
This weekend’s SNL host Keke Palmer adds that these women have officially unionized as the “United Tingz of Aubrey” in an effort to stand up and fight for their rights.
Other femme fatales include a woman named Courtney (played by Ego Nwodim), who left Drake a voicemail about a car payment and ended up as an interlude on the rapper’s album. Palmer later explains how Drizzy’s “In My Feelings” – that was a Billboard Hot 100 #1 charter for 10 weeks in 2018 – destroyed her life.
“That ‘Kiki do you love me?’ song ruined my damn life,” Palmer shouts angrily. “That man had the whole internet asking if I was the Kiki. Well, yes I am the Keke, just not that Kiki. It was my name first. Stop acting like we smashed and give me my damn $6 million.”
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Author: Al Denté
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