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Nick Cannon Insures Testicles For $10M

Nick Cannon has teamed up with men’s cosmetic company Dr. Squatch and their “ball valuation tool” to determine how much his family jewels are worth. He has since insured his testicles for $10 million.

After bestowing the rapper/television personality with the title of “Most Valuable Balls,” the company took out a policy through Momentous Insurance to guarantee Cannon’s manhood is properly protected.

About the experience, Mariah Carey’s ex-husband said, “Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids. Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling.”

Currently a father to 12 children, Nick first became a dad in 2013 when his then wife Mariah gave birth to twins, Moroccan and Monroe, 13.

Following Nick and Mariah’s 2016 divorce, Cannon has since fathered nine more offspring, four women, Brittany Bell, Abby De La Rosa, Bre Tiesi and LaNisha Cole. His youngest child daughter Halo, was born in December 2022.

In January this year, he confirmed he had no plans to have any more children, telling People “I’m chilling right now. There’s no plans on the horizon as of yet.””It’s so funny, everybody’s always trying to get me to have more kids. It’s like, 12 ain’t enough?”

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Author: Saul Goode

Photo: Nick Step